There’s a devil waiting outside your door
There’s a devil waiting outside your door
It is bucking and braying and pawing at the floor
And he’s howling with pain and crawling up the walls
There’s a devil waiting outside your door
He’s weak with evil and broken by the world
He’s shouting your name and he’s asking for more
There’s a devil waiting outside your door

Loverman!
Since the world began
Forever, Amen
Till end of time, yeah
Take off that dress, oh
I’m coming down, yeah
I’m your loverman, yeah
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am

[L is for “Love”, baby
O is for “only you that I do”
V is for loving “virtually everything that you are”
E is for loving almost “everything that you do”
R is for “rape me”
M is for “murer me”
A is for “answering all of my prayers”
N is for “knowing”
Your loverman's going to be the answer to all of yours]

Loverman!
Till the bitter end
While empires burn down
Forever and ever and ever and ever, Amen
I’m your loverman
So help me, baby
So help me, baby
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am
I’m your loverman!

There’s a devil crawling along your floor
There’s a devil crawling along your floor
With a trembling heart, he’s coming through your door
With his straining sex in his jumping paw
There’s a devil crawling along your floor
And he’s old and he’s stupid and he’s hungry and he’s sore
And he’s blind and he’s lame and he’s dirty and he’s poor
I gave him more
There’s a devil crawling along your floor

Loverman!
Here I stand
Forever, Amen
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am, hey
Forgive me, baby
My hands are tied
And I got no choice, no no no no
I got no choice, no choice at all

[I’ll say it again
L is for “Love”, baby
O is for “O yes, I do”
V is for “virtue”, so I ain't gonna hurt you
E is for “even if you want me to”
R is for “render unto me”, baby
M is for that which is “mine”
A is for “any old how”, darling
And N is for “and old time”]

I’ll be your loverman!
I got a masterplan
To take off your dress
And be your man, be your man, yeah
Seize the throne
Seize the mantle
Seize that crown, yeah
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am that I am
I’m your loverman!

There’s a devil laying by your side
There’s a devil laying by your side
You might think he’s asleep but look at his eyes
And he wants you, darling, to be his bride
There’s a devil laying by your side

Loverman
Loverman
I’ll be your loverman
Till end of time
While empires burn down
Forever, Amen
I’ll be your loverman
I’ll be your loverman
I’m your loverman
I’m your loverman …