Hot sun beating down
Burning my feet just walking around
Hot sun making me sweat
Gators gettin’ close, hasn’t got me yet

I can’t dance, I can’t talk
Only thing about me is the way I walk
I can’t dance, I can’t sing
I’m just standing here sellin’ everything

Blue jeans sitting on the beach
Her dog’s talking to me
But she’s out of reach
She’s got a body under that shirt
But all she wants to do
Is rub my face in the dirt

Cause, I can’t dance, I can’t talk
Only thing about me is the way I walk
I can’t dance, I can’t sing
I’m just standing here sellin’
Oh, and checking everything is in place
You never know who’s looking on

Young punk spilling beer on my shoes
Fat guy’s talking to me trying to steal my blues
Thick smoke, see her smiling through
I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool

But I can’t dance, I can’t talk
Only thing about me is the way that I walk
I can’t dance, I can’t sing
I’m just standing here sellin’
And checking everything is in place
You never know who’s looking on
A perfect body with a perfect face

You know I can’t dance, I can’t talk
Only thing about me is the way that I walk
You know I can’t dance, I can’t sing
I’m just standing here sellin’ everything

You know I can’t walk
You know I can’t dance
You know I can’t dance