Now look at them yo-yo’s that’s the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain’t working that’s the way you do it
Money for nothing and chicks for free
Now that ain’t working that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain’t dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TVs

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TVs

I should’ve learned to play the guitar
I should’ve learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it sticking in the camera, man
We could have some fun
And he’s up there, what’s that? Hawaiian noises?
Banging on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
That ain’t working that’s the way you do it
Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TVs

Now that ain’t working that’s the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain’t working that’s the way you do it
Money for nothing, chicks for free
Money for nothing, chicks for free
Money for nothing, chicks for free
Money for nothing, chicks for free